I wish I could claim this as “my” customer: I merely overheard this one.
Our store’s magazine person was approached by a man–the big-belly, football dad type–with a mustache, baseball cap, and a backpack.
“Do you have any guides for working overseas?”
“We have a few,” replies my co-worker. “Depending on the country overseas. France, Australia, a couple like that. Where did you need one for?”